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Turns out, most people have similar first time sex horror stories, whether it’s parents walking in or an accidental queef that your boyfriend assumed was a fart.Since you needed some sexual relatability in your life, we’ve rounded up a few stories for you that are so cringe-worthy, you won’t be able to look away.He adamantly swore that I farted––and probably still thinks so too.-Xistrue I just remember I felt very uncomfortable (I was fairly young and knew nothing about my body or sex).We both panic like little, scrawny, bare mice running in circles until he decides to shove me in his closet. I waited in there for 45 minutes until he gave me the clear that his mom was sitting in the living room watching TV.I took the opportunity to put my clothes on, run down the stairs and keep running up the street only to sit on a park bench without any shoes until a friend could come pick me up. -fammdamm My first college boyfriend and I were virgins and really shy about sexual things. I bled for three days, and had to call a nurse line, only to have my mom walk in on me talking to the nurse on the phone. -the_sex_kitten77 I didn't know how blowjobs worked, so I just went off the name.
I always wondered why I didn't feel his boner but didn't put a ton of thought into it. -peterprincipled I apparently really enjoyed my first time, because I squirted a little stream of approval about five minutes in.
You had no idea how condoms worked, all your signature moves came from porn and realizing how much bodily fluid was involved sent you gagging.
Virgins, needless to say you have ~a lot~ to look forward to.
Instead, I patted the top of it with two fingers (like the way you would pet a small kitten) for a few minutes until he asked me if he could show me how he liked to be touched.
-Welikemousepads He pulled it out to come on my face.