Jennifer aniston dating already
Twatters on the Twitterverse are already speculating that Aniston is back to finger blasting herself while sniffing Pitt’s old underwear and Buzzfeed released the think piece “Jennifer Aniston is Separating from Justin Theroux and People Want Her to Call Up Brad Pitt.” If Hollywood has taught us anything over the past year it’s that women – not to mention a woman as successful as Aniston – are independent and fierce and own their sexuality, but today’s reaction to Aniston’s split is a nice reminder that without a man in her life, a woman is just an aimless bloody tampon in search of love.
And since Aniston is a hundred she’s more like a dusty barren field with no one to water her.
Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative.
Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.
"Just months after secretly reigniting their romance,” the former couple is “expecting a much longed-for child,” the cover story claims.
“Friends say the thrilling and surprising news that Jen is pregnant is the real reason the rekindled exes went public with their relationship so soon.” The story comes complete with a fabricated source who says Jen has cut out booze and cigs, which is the tabloid world's surest sign that a female celebrity is carrying octuplets: “In the past two weeks the only social events she’s agreed to have been the non-boozy ones,” says the source.
“Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.” The pair insists that they're just "two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship." However, a source tells that the relationship has become very strained with Justin living in New York and Jen in Los Angeles.
The actress, 49, looked rejuvenated and in high spirits after spending some much-needed girl time with her former Friends co-star."They were apart for a solid month before her birthday [on Feb.11] and it was pretty much radio silence between them." When Justin warned Jen that he probably couldn't see her on her birthday, her “heart sank and she cried.When they hung up, she felt like he’d already checked out of their relationship." Though he did end up visiting, it felt "obligatory, and he’s just been doing through the motions.The marriage is all but over." Just four days after her birthday, they announced the separation publicly.